Husband Quotes

On our way home from the coffee shop, Matt says "Hey try and look at the car behind us, the guy looks a lot like his dog!"

I replied, "Well, there is a saying that owners look like their dogs."

Matt: "I don't look like Jack."

Me: "Yes, you do. You're both cute!"

Matt: pauses, "I guess we both are incredibly good looking."

I walked right into that one, didn't I?

Husband Quotes

So the other day, my husband, cat, and dog disappeared, so I went to find where they went. I found my husband in the hallway, holding the cat above the dog's head, with the dog super excited. I gave him "the look," and the husband replied,

"What? We're playing fetch!"

and then proceeded to toss the cat down the hallway, while my dog happily chased after him.

Silly boys.

Say What?!

Welcome to a new post labeled "Husband Quotes." Yes, my husband says some pretty darned funny things, or so I think, anyways. So in order to give me yet one more thing to blog about (because let's face it, not everyone likes reading about my recipes or how annoying work is), I will (hopefully) write down all his funny sayings. Because I'm that bored.

Now this one I already wrote on an earlier post, but I thought I would mention it again:

Me: "Hey, while you were at work I was Googling different recipes for dog friendly birthday cakes!"
Matt: "Why, so you could realize how dumb of an idea it is?"

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why the dog likes me better. :)

This brings us to tonight's Husband Quote. Matt and I were watching the show "Next Food Network Star." Yes, we're boring people. But hey, food is a subject we both have an interest in, and it beats talking about airplanes for the 4 billionth time that day.

Matt: "I don't like any of these contestants. They need a man show that cooks real man food."
Me: "What abut Ree Drummond (Pioneer Woman)? She makes real fattening food. That's man food."
Matt: "No. They need a Man, cooking Man Food. You know, like chili cheese fries... baked potatoes...grilled pterodactyl..."
Me:" ... "

I don't know how to even respond to that. Grilled Pterodactyl. Apparently I have failed as wife, since I have not provided my husband with grilled pterodactyl... ;)