Say What?!

Welcome to a new post labeled "Husband Quotes." Yes, my husband says some pretty darned funny things, or so I think, anyways. So in order to give me yet one more thing to blog about (because let's face it, not everyone likes reading about my recipes or how annoying work is), I will (hopefully) write down all his funny sayings. Because I'm that bored.

Now this one I already wrote on an earlier post, but I thought I would mention it again:

Me: "Hey, while you were at work I was Googling different recipes for dog friendly birthday cakes!"
Matt: "Why, so you could realize how dumb of an idea it is?"

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why the dog likes me better. :)

This brings us to tonight's Husband Quote. Matt and I were watching the show "Next Food Network Star." Yes, we're boring people. But hey, food is a subject we both have an interest in, and it beats talking about airplanes for the 4 billionth time that day.

Matt: "I don't like any of these contestants. They need a man show that cooks real man food."
Me: "What abut Ree Drummond (Pioneer Woman)? She makes real fattening food. That's man food."
Matt: "No. They need a Man, cooking Man Food. You know, like chili cheese fries... baked potatoes...grilled pterodactyl..."
Me:" ... "

I don't know how to even respond to that. Grilled Pterodactyl. Apparently I have failed as wife, since I have not provided my husband with grilled pterodactyl... ;)