Ramblings of a Pregnant Woman

Ok, seriously. Those of us who are prone to klutziness should just get a pass from Mother Nature and have the stork deliver our babies to us. After all, it's not our fault that chairs and walls attack us for no reason whatsoever. And as we get bigger and more off-balance, those walls and chairs become even more sinister. You can almost hear their evil cackling laughter.

Thankfully, purple is my favorite color :)